BMW F31 Wagon Safety Cards

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I designed these joke safety cards for the back seat of my BMW like the airplane ones. I leveraged off the Lufthansa version as the car is German. Threw in a couple of Houstonia magazines and some air sick bags So now my backseat passengers have something to do while they're waiting for us to crash. I'm drawing the line at oxygen drops. I ain't that funny.
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Here's a close up of the card.

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Oh man, I may have to borrow this idea. It's too perfect.
 

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Are you available for hire to adapt these to other rides?
 

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@erickonphoenix Can you PLEASE make me two with a blue msport sedan on it? If not I can take it with the sedan. I'll pay whatever! As an aviation professional I NEED this :D


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Wait wait wait wait... You’ve officially replaced the Mustang now? How did I miss that??
Yeah, the Mustang was rolling up on 100k miles and I didn't want to hold on to it past that as the resale value is significantly less at that mileage interval. So I picked up a lightly used BMW wagon. Cut my insurance in half.
 

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That's hilarious! If I had a useable back seat by anyone old enough to read, I'd be all over it.

With the videos I've seen of your driving, you should add praying to the list of acceptable back seat activities. Maybe shagging too.
 

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That's hilarious! If I had a useable back seat by anyone old enough to read, I'd be all over it.

With the videos I've seen of your driving, you should add praying to the list of acceptable back seat activities. Maybe shagging too.
dammit! why didn't I think about praying? Now I'm going to have to make some more.
 

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Now you just need a bag of BMW roundel shaped pretzels!
 

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