I can't type long stories on my phone unfortunately so this won't be a very elaborate story. Going 82 or so in a 65, R3 hits on Ka, instantly stood on the brakes just enough to not engage ABS and give myself away. Look over once I've slowed down, it's 34.6xx, Stalker, rolling IO I believe because I never saw a car parked, though lights could have been out I suppose. Poor ****er didn't hit the speed lock button fast enough because I definitely would have been pulled if he had valid ticket evidence. I bet he even knew I had a detector since I hit the brakes INSTANTLY and hard. I hope I ruined his night. He left the radar on for maybe another 30 seconds then gave up because I was PSL.