You've got to be kidding me?

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  1. erickonphoenix

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    The level of retard Spacely Srockets employs occasionally shocks me. We have a senior executive that gave a presentation this morning. She opened up with a little background on herself that included the allegedly interesting fact that she was the captain of her cheerleading squad for all four years of High School. Then she punctuated the nauseating comment by jumping up in the air and yelling "Go Tigers!"

    This is a 50 year old woman... yelling "Go Tigers" :barf:
     
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    hey at least she wasn't in her old high school cheerleading uniform... i mean unless she's a cougar and you are into that...
     
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    She's alright... but I didn't need that at 8 am this morning. Apparently the "Tigers are a local team because a couple of other morons repeated the cheer. This company has occasionally been referred to as having a "high school" culture,

    I have it on good authority that's why the big cheese from Orbit City retired a couple of our legacy board members and the president and replaced them with these guys from the home office. To clean up some of the provincial thinking.
     
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    But would you do her?
     
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    That really is one of the more ridiculous things I’ve heard in a corporate meeting. Sounds like a terrible/awesome boss. Probably mostly full of spunk (no pun) and likes to be in charge but easily flattered and manipulated.
     
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    Go team! Rah rah rah

    Something I would expect to see at a middle school pep rally, not corporate environment. You work for a very strange group that’s for sure.
     
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    It's like this all over the place. It's a gender thing. There is no end to the ramifications and idiosyncrasies of throwing men and women into the same working environment like that's normal.
     
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    IIRC @erickonphoenix you mentioned that all meetings now need to start with a little personal background... Have you gone to your stoybook for any interesting tidbits?
    I bet if you werent prepared for a meeting, you could drop a bomb of a personal story on them where they wouldnt care what you spoke about for the next hour...
     
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    Nope I Bruce Wayne the fck out of this place.

    Introduce yourself: Hi I'm Scotty McSafetyIsNoAccident.
    Introduce your family: My wife is Kimberly McSafetyIsNoAccident and two beautiful children named Buckleup and SpeedKills as well as a little dog named Don't drink and drive. As of last year I now have a new grandson named TextingItCanWait.
    An interesting fact about yourself: At the McSafetyIsNoAccident household we only allow the use of sippy cups to minimize the risk of fluid spills and decrease the chance of injury to any family member by 90%. Also, I collect rugby shirts, needlepoint art and my wife is my best friend.
    Why you strive to work safely every day: So I can continue to enjoy spreading safety related messaging to my friends and coworkers so they too can enjoy a lifetime free from accidents or injury and enjoy their golden years in the warm glow of a loving family that knows we made their safety our number one priority.
     
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    Hey man my wife will be 50 years old in a few months and she’s hot. I’d love to see her jumping around ( in private of course ) in a cheerleaders outfit. :)
     
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    can u find out if she is single
     
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    lol freak
     
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    darn, monkey likes cougars lol
     
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    Not many single ladies up here anymore.. off hand the ones I know of...

    There's an indian chick in regulatory. You might like her, she's about mid 30's and from Bengal so she's pretty. Got a little boy I think around 5 yo.

    Haley McHighHeels is single but she's like 26 and seems really high maintenance.

    There's this tall black chick in regulatory that's single but she's 26 and a former college sprinter from UT. She's like the type of woman that would date an NBA player.

    I'm always waiting for our senior safety manager to get divorced. She's 45 but her husband is kind of a dope. I think he's been unemployed for 10 years and just stays home smoking pot and playing video games. She's definitely his mommy.

    Ahhh now our plant manager... she just got divorced and she would definitely be ape friendly. About 50, big knockers and nice round ass. But she's pretty butch.... kind of reminds me of a cross between Reba Macintyre and Rhonda Rousey. Jeans, boots a hardhat. Well, lets put it this way..... she chews tobacco.
     
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    sounds like my kind of woman... carry me around like a cave woman.. lol i couldnt date someone you like or dated.. we all know youre a ladies man, and i just can't compete with the ericvader, lol