Pulled over doing 15MPH

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    I was towing cargo when I noticed a patrol vehicle ahead. I took a few turns and it was clear he was following me. Damn what’s he following me for. Oh crap, did I put registration stickers on. I stop and check, ****. He’s coming, no lights though.

    I know what your stopping me for, no stickers. Yup your right. I was 200 yards from the house and I had the stickers.

    After he did a “safety inspection” I asked if I could run home and get the stickers. He said sure. I didn’t know if it might help avoid a ticket. But he said he’d hold my operators license until I came back while he finished writing something up.

    I came back with stickers on. He wrote me up for “defective equipment” because my horn was weak (really weak). He said I just need to get that fixed and have it signed off by who fixed it and send in a card he gave me. He asked that I sign something that just acknowledges he pulled me over, nothing else.

    Then my cargo got back on the tube and off we went cruising at about 15MPH

    I gave the officers a toot toot with the wimpy horn as joke as I drove away.
     
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    Doesn't the cop believe in noise abatement?
     
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    First the public safety inspection.

    Now this “mother ducker” cut me off while teaching her quinteen tuplets drivers ed. all at once. She’s probably on welfare too., where is the father.

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    I’m sure the drake is ducking his parental responsibilities.
     
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    The ducks could have solved your horn problem. Keep one in the car, if prodded, it’ll honk.
     
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    GoWFO If you have to go... GoWFO! Intermediate User Premium Member

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    Nah, it's been reported he's sending her support on the QT... LOL