lolHad to work with a mixed breed dog many yrs ago that the family complained about the dog growling at their (9/10 yr old) kid. Turned out the kid was repeatedly sticking his finger in the dog's butt. I worked with the dog, but told them the kid needed to see a shrink. They told me he was already seeing one. That was one of the few dogs that managed to get his teeth into me in the latter part of my years as a trainer. The dog was, understandably, hostile to humans. Don't know how it worked out long term. @Bossdad71
|A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding.|
As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice
that attached to it was a concealed weapon permit.
Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask, “Do you have a gun in
She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do.
Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.”
The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons.
She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.”
The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are
The little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do
keep a 38 special in my purse.”
Finally, the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?”
And the little old lady smiled and replied: "Not a ****ing Thing."