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Jonesboro Dispatch

Heard on the scanner that "Male and Female fighting in the Health Dept parking lot"

I am guessin somebody got some sort of test results back they didn't like.
 

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Jonesboro Dispatch

Heard on the scanner that "Male and Female fighting in the Health Dept parking lot"

I am guessin somebody got some sort of test results back they didn't like.
I remember going to planned parenthood once to see if I qualified for a free vasectomy. I'm not even twenty feet from my car and I got swarmed by these right to lifers. I'm telling them I'm not there for an abortion just a vasectomy then they start on me about how I don't need a vasectomy I need to populate the earth with love.

mmmkay.

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On the way back from the Brazoria county airport yesterday
Dispatch: "Hazard to traffic, drivers have called in a report of a large television on the off ramp of hwy ??"
Responding officer: "is it still working?"
Second officer "first one on the scene takes it home"
 

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This week I heard a Fire Inspector get on the radio and announce his retirement and this was his final sign off. It was along the lines of “ its been a great time and a honor to work with you all”.
Then one by one each fire station responded with kind words and admiration. It was pretty cool to hear.
 

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Heard this past week, 2 LEOs in exchange:

1st LEO:
“As you roll up on this car, notice it is being stolen.”

2nd LEO:
“I see that. Should we do something?”

<still makes me chuckle and SMH>



-cognetic
 

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Just heard this tidbit from a Sheriff's deputy:

"Due to the subject being covered in feces can you ask 9132 to ......ehhhhhh....*indecipherable*......"
 

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“ [states address of neighboring apartment]. Have reports of two women who were allegedly playfighting” medic and pd responds, I wrangle the gang up to go investigate and arrive on scene just as one of them is being wheeled out on a stretcher with a multi unit disco show employed.
 

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On my way home yesterday I heard the Police checking the ID of a woman they had pulled over. Dispatch comes back saying she has open warrants in cities: X,Y,Z,A, and B.
5 open warrants in 5 different cities ! I was laughing out loud. Honey you won’t be sleeping in your own bed tonight. Must be an outstanding citizen for sure. :rolleyes:
 

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I've got recorded evidence of this one....

 

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Heard this the other day. All too common actually, especially when they get "incarceritis"
 

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Just heard this tonight on my way home from work.

"Can you start an 'assist officer' and I'll respond to that 229 3rd street....I'll make sure that the female's...........warm."


Another one with video evidence. LOL
 

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It's winter in Montana and currently 13 degrees and snowing.

LEO: "Dispatch, these jumper cables are broken, so we are unable to jump this vehicle."

Dispatch: "Copy, all of my officers just got tied up. Just tell her it's gonna be awhile annnnnndd...stay warm."

LEO: "Copy."

Sorry, no recording, I'm a scanner noob.
 

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Yesterday
" Report of a Dishwasher in the Roadway" :doh:

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No seriously, I can hear it now “ I TOLD YOU YOU SHOULD HAVE STRAPPED IT DOWN !!!”
 

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I heard some silly radio testing yesterday. I’ll see if I can dig it up off the dashcam and if it’s worth actually listening to :)
 

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For Edmonton guys Last Friday around 6:10pm. I’m driving eastbound on the yellowhead around ft rd. I see 4 unmarked police cars (2 suburbans, 1 f150, 1 Sienna) just moving. No sirens and limited lights. Then an oncoming unmarked Ford Fusion. So I call my neighbor to tell him something is going down.he turns on his scanner app and tells me some crazy high speed chase around 50st and 130ave. So I turn on the scanner app and listen. Guy in a red mazda 3. Doing 150-200kmh with police chasing on the henday and he is passing cars on the shoulder. Helicopter flying over head. I’m hearing cops. We need to spike him. So me being close to henday. I drive onto the henday constantly looking in my rear view mirror but nothing. So I pull over and wait for the guy. I’m think I’m going swerve at him to cause him to veer into the ditch and be the hero. Ya that’s all in my head but no action for me. Guy took a yellow head trail out to Sherwood Park still doing 150+. Then south on some range road and then back on the south leg of the henday and then hwy2. He took the 41ave sw road and I’m guessing he was running low on gas. Cops were saying he was going to door to door with cars and running them off the road. So they terminated pursuit.

Chase was about an hour long. Didn’t see anything on the news. But the next day I went to canadian tire to look at metal rakes. The idea of keeping a few in the car and throwing out onto the road aa a cheap civilian spikes entered my head
 

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